perfect diet

Do you feel over-informed? Or are you suffering from information over-load?
YES, you are.

I read...almost compulsively...the information on nutrition given on anything eaten or drunk.

Now just writing the word "drunk" reminds me of the nutritional information on a bottle of whiskey. Incidentally, such information seems to be absent from the cheaper brands. The information reads as follows: Protein 0%....Carbohydarte....trace.....Fat 0%.

Question
Why is whiskey not promoted as the perfect diet for weight loss plus the added "feel good factor"?

Walter Vego