Global money crisis

Comment heard on Radio Four regarding banking crisis:

"It is only when the tide goes out that you see those who are swimming naked".

The Chuckle Box

I propose that we celebrate the New Year with a "Chuckle Box".
Place a limerick (or something similar) in the box or leave one to be finished.

Remember that "chuckling" is healthy and you may even laugh out loud which is very healthy.

Happy 2009!
Walter

Woolworth was a chocolate bear
His chocolate sister was called Clare
(One day my friend and I ate Clare)
Woolworth melted with despair
OH DEAR!

Fuzzy-Wuzzy

Once upon a time there was a bear called Fuzzy. He was very hairy and his friends called him Fuzzy-Wuzzy. He got fed up with being teased and being called Fuzzy-Wuzzy, so he borrowed his dad’s razor and removed all his hair.

So his friends ran after him shouting “Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair".

Fuzzy-wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy was he?

Moral: Keep your hair or avoid your friends

The photograph was found on photobucket.com